2008

Oh Tumblr, You gave me due warning about how magical and adorable Wall-E was going to be, and it...

eec: I just remembered this nautical themed mix I made a couple years ago… I used to be a part of...

nevver: No Country for Raising Arizona Akldsflsjkhdf!...

jessicascarane: Getting in some OCNY time for a high school...

ow ow ow ow

So I’m getting my wisdom teeth out soon. All four. Fun. I’m taking off the entire week...

I have had delicious grilled meal upon delicious grilled...

The whole blah damn thing

Silas: Yeah. Sure. Death is no big deal, because life is just- blah, blah, blah.
Andy: It is just blah blah blah. We hope for blah. And sometimes you find it, but mostly it's blah. And waiting for blah. And hoping you were right about the blahs you've made. And then—just when you think you've got the whole blah damn thing figured out, and you're surrounded by the ones you blah—death shows up, and blah, blah, blah.

(via tmblg) Oooohh-hoo-hoo-oooh does this shit piss me off....

ASLDKFJS;LKJ HE ALSO DID IRON MAN

WALL•E ORIGAMI. This masterpiece is folded with ONE square...

lenachen: Geeking out. Both of us are donning glasses...

Teenage Elizabeth Taylor. Such yes.

Stubble is the way to win a woman’s heart, a...

35-year-old Ram Singh Munda rides a bicycle with his pet...

“No one talks about my supertheory of supereverything.”
— Eugene Hütz, my lover.

That’s me ghosted across the top left. (via)

What we did tonight. Every summer party should involve...

eec: i want to make mini fried green tomatoes so bad In your...

gauntlet: “You want less of me, mister? Let me shove these...

Stephen Colbert wearing a Penn sweatshirt!...

Dimitri the Lover

this is the best way to ask out a chick i...

Broadway Musicals Written by...

Annie Get Your Symbol of Violent, Colonizing Western Masculinity Hello, Doula! How to Succeed in...

“I know the distance is a factor, but I stretch as often as I...”
— Maria Mena, “Miss You...

toomuchawesome: Because I am a feminist and believe in equality among the sexes, I want to go on...

dear working women of my generation,

overit: jessicagoldharalson: overit: jessicagoldharalson: just because we got away with not...

overit: manjumymanji: my best friend tells me she loves me...

Honestly, dashboard? I just went downstairs to get a soda.

snug-glug

Last night was the second time in a week that I had dreams about cute, fuzzy mammals living...

dazzlingdelta: via bwe.tv….when the nuclear cloud settles...

Oh my god I had a staff meeting yesterday that had an AGENDA in which one of the ACTION ITEMS was...

TGIF. (via)

gauntlet: mandalay: “Beauty may conceal brains.” This...

(via)

I guess I'm not okay

malty: you know when people ask you if you are okay a little too much? and you are okay. Well you...

Pet Peeve

When people agree with someone else’s statement by exclaiming, “here...

jessicagoldharalson: madeupmemories: Jesus Christ. DC is a...

I checked my facebook friends’ status updates, only to...

I had to return a pair of shoes today, only to learn that the store didn’t offer refunds of...

mattlanger: So we decided today to finally take the wraps...

Do not operate heavy machinery

It is really no good to feel both skittish and stabbity at the same time.

Listen

hydeordie: Ann Wenzel This is not a love song.

Teen site helps girls find which stereotype...

Teen site helps girls find which stereotype...

I was never really a comics person, but I can’t help...

Max Ernst

greatmomentsinhistory: Hey! The Iraq War was over like 6...

soupsoup: matthewb: Vertigo Theme Jakob’s orange crocs may...

“imperfection is beauty; madness is genius; and it is...”
— marilyn monroe (via...

Flower bra. One of my favorite things from 2005’s...

I got Persepolis tonight. I haven’t watched it yet,...

I just found $50 worth of Amazon.com...

just lying around my apartment, so I went on a little shopping spree for useless goodies. Hoorah!

Hilarity

sarahisrad: I just said I had a crush on Sirius Black, and Everett said with an eye roll and a hint...

…Right. In response to whateverlolawants and...

I’m so glad Wall*E’s getting so much hype in...

Last night I was walking home when I noticed all these...

jessicascarane: I just figured something out that makes me want to vomit. Everyday I get up and get...

wow

I’ll never get over how hard some people find it to word their work communications with even a...

The Mother, The Child, The School Board And...

Listen

whateverlolawants: Aw, shit, it’s Jordan Catalano! He...

Why yes, I am watching Bring it On via Hulu.com.

jessicascarane: Annuals at Millcreek Tavern last...

allisonweiss: peterwknox: thebronzemedal: LIT 101 CLASSIN THREE LINESOR LESS. - - -...

I had an excellent birthday weekend. (Here, I am pink from...

eec: the only way to describe how i am feeling right now, mentally & physically, is that: i want...

Happy birthday to me! So far this morning I’ve updated...

Jovie and I hope you have a happy and restful weekend.

seriouslythough: I don’t think I have ever loved every...

I was just thinking; I’d probably actually use a gym if gyms offered pay-as-you-go,...

Confession

malty: I’m a sucker for Craiglist Missed Connections. I can’t tell if its because I’m a hopeless...

cutestkittenever: i can haz babycheeez? (via...

(via toomuchawesome) Jesus. Fairy tales are brutal.

Yeah, I’ll say it: Girl Talk’s new album exceeded my expectations. It’s pretty...

“Do not kiss your children so they will kiss you back but so...”
— Noah benShea (via thlee) (via...

This is a Wordle (pretty word cloud) made using the text of...

sarazucker: holy amazing, a recipe for coffee on a stick. i plan on implementing this asap. All the...

Most surreal condom ad ever.

Speaking of alternate ways of paying for...

fatmanatee: I would pay good money if someone put together a DVD of ridiculous porn movies with the...

noigetit: I bought a bottle of this at a restaurant for some...

Cool Product Page for Dutch Department Store

rich!

I raised $10,000 today.* I am pretty awesome.** * Not actually. But two checks came in the mail...

summer cardigans

I managed to do this last night in my living room. I am...

I watched Mysterious Skin last night. And wholly depressing...

summer wardrobe: thewordunheard

sarazucker: with warm weather come to play, arielle has been planning a shopping spree. she wanted...

itsbedtime: When you Google image search the words “hot...

Exploring this nation's epidemic of...

AHH IT’S A BUG When I get bored I make elaborate but...

Leave Mary Rambin Alone

Leave Mary Rambin Alone

The 8-page full-color 11”x14” donor newsletter I...

This Saturday afternoon, I’ll have the distinct...

This is currently on my wall at work to encourage me (a...

Barack Obama has the DECLARATION OF...

aja: Flickr find. That kid from Third Rock To The Sun and...

Try not to be jealous

sharingtime: Soooooo… have you considered throwing a satellite Weeds party at my apartment? Because...

True story: even though I’m both scared of and morally...

Try not to be jealous

of my awesome real-life friends, those of you in Tumblr-land. But last night I got together with...

“I really never would have guessed. Really.”
— Unsolicited comment from the...

Sketch of myself (probably from months ago with...

For Jess’s assignment to post a picture of yourself as...

fareastmeetswildwest: lezbehonest: adeandabet: Kristin’s...

ARE YOU KIDDING ME.

paperflowers: a woman modelling for Alphonse...

sarazucker: i haven’t done a styling in a while. Being that I was going to go clothes shopping in...

peterwknox: Upcoming: Bubble Battle NYC at Urban Prankster ...

I hate legalese.

Hey Mom, After a year of proofing convoluted, tautological legal documents for my lawyer boss, I can...

Goddammit Popped Philadelphia Music Festival, post your damn set times already so I can figure out...

This girl took 14 months to knit her own Wonder Woman...

My boyfriend finds it unlikely that anyone would think Kevin...

Lisa Simpson: That'll be $30!
Mayor Quimby: For three boxes of cookies!?
Lisa Simpson: The money helps us serve the community! We plant trees, pick up litter, cut up Milkbones for old dogs...
Mayor Quimby: That was a rhetorical question.
Lisa Simpson: And I used rhetoric in my answer!

Fuck you AT&T.

Last October my bag was stolen, and I had to replace my phone. I had the RAZR, so I...

My plans for tonight.

Mark Fox, “Dust” In 2001, Mark Fox felt burdened...

lovepuppy: soupsoup: rackattack: Perfection is Megan...

I drew this on myself a year ago when I was considering it...

The man.

To the literary Tumblrs: Happy Bloomsday!

breathe

Last night, to wrap up two weeks of stress and crazy, I burned incense, lit candles, and took a warm...

The Happening in 15 minutes

“We need fathers to realize that responsibility does not end...”
— Barack Obama - from his...

Our thoughts on Sunday in the Park with...

Me: This is the faggiest musical ever.
Mom: I agree.
***
"♫ Finishing the hat... ♫" OK for real though, Sondheim is still the man and Mandy Patinkin totally got away with that.

My kitten is my confidante, but sometimes she doesn’t...

whateverlolawants: Didn’t someone say something about...

Tobey Maguire: Hot Dad. (via Just Jared)

Dad and me, when I was five or six. (On the back of it, in...

Happy Father’s Day, Daddio!

toomuchawesome: nickmcglynn: Back in my day we had cartoons...

hydeordie: “I like David Lynch movies, but I can’t imagine what one of his screenplays looks like....

Listen

soupsoup: moderation: Have you ever transcended space and...